anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar
I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.
part of the reason i studied so hard was so i could move shit with my mind like matilda
I have tried to use my Matilda powers pretty much daily for the past 15 years.
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.
pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time
NEED A FUCKIN’ CUPCAKE AT 4 A.M. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR NEED FOR SUGARY GOODNESS?
Well you’re in luck because Sprinkles Cupcakes has introduced the very first cupcake ATM in New York City
Your local bakery closes at 10 pm and you need a cupcake well now you can get a fuckin’ cupcake you can buy 20 cupcakes it doesn’t even matter nothing matters except this
That’s right you 5 year olds this ATM is operational 24/7 for your 24/7 sugar cravings stocked with delectable flavors just look how happy that fuckin’ girl is in the picture look at her yes that’s right that COULD BE YOU
Don’t live near NYC? Well better hop on the next fucking plane and support this ridiculously sweet-ass project to get cupcake ATMs in even more areas.
ABC NEWS EVEN COVERED A STORY ON IT GET YOUR SHITS TOGETHER AND EAT CUPCAKES
I need this is LA.
“You are welcome,” Cas answered with a small nod.
“And hey, trench coats are cool,” the Doctor suddenly said, feeling the need to return the compliment.
The angel’s face fell with confusion. “Actually, Doctor, I’ve found that this coat is a warm, comfortable temperature.”
The Doctor just sighed.
Bless this post.
oh no please im not supposed to feel bad for him but
Okay first if all how dare you
No but like, this would have been an incredible backstory. Especially with the whole being the youngest sibling thing and the always forgotten about stuff, it would have been great to see this played out in the movie. Like, even at the beginning. Imagine a short scene at a ball before the accident happened where Hans’ family is there and Hans tugs on his mom’s dress because he’s too small to reach the sandwiches on the table and his brothers won’t help him and his mom just laughs with the other royals who then walk away and then she leans over and says this.
MEANWHILE ELSA AND ANNA ARE USING ELSA’S POWERS TO GET THE CHOCOLATE DOWN FROM THE DESSERT TABLE COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF THE CHILD TRAUMA/ABUSE HAPPENING ACROSS THE BALLROOM
This was one of the things I was annoyed about in the movie, actually. Of course, because Anna fell in love with another dude, Hans has to be evil. That’s the way that Disney (and other kids shows, let’s be fair) ties up ‘love triangles’. People can screencap frames where Hans blinks wrong all they want, but I thought it was really out of left field- and yet 100% predictable because Kristoff exists and it’s an easy way to tie off that thread.
You know what I would have loved? I would have loved a Hans who wanted to love Anna. Like, a Hans who had to marry her and be with her for power reasons, inferiority complex reasons, literally ALL THE SAME REASONS, but instead of being completely, predictably, villainous in it, I would have liked it if he wanted to love her, but he just didn’t. Just couldn’t feel that way. If he leaned in and kissed her and nothing happened.
He pulls away, Anna looks up at him in horror, and it’s still a lie and still a betrayal, but instead of having the black and white Hans and Kristoff, you’ve got a little more of a human element- motivated by greed and ambition and therefore still somewhat reprehensible, but ultimately sympathetic. More assassins from the weasel guy try to kill Elsa, Hans maybe helps them out of spite because he can’t marry Anna now, and at the end of the movie, he goes home to a family who doesn’t have space for him- and maybe Anna and Elsa ask him to visit and he goes to escape from that and finds friendship rather than the romantic love he was looking for but he realizes that all he wanted was someone to appreciate him and HAPPY ENDINGS FOR EVERYONE OKAY why not that Disney, huh.
I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.
#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman
#it doesn’t have to be a snowman
MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT
WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
Why are you eating oatmeal with milk
This post is an international nightmare
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU EAT OATMEAL WITH
Avengers (1963) #5
I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life.